Dear baby egg…let’s call you Eggbert,
I’m writing this little love note to give you a little pep talk for the amazing journey you are about to embark on. You are still quite tiny so I’m going to need you to try with all of your might to fatten up a bit! I don’t quite know how to do that being an egg, but a few extra twinkies always do the trick for me *wink-wink*. When you have reached a ripe size, please leave your follie home. I promise there is a much more comfy place waiting for you! Please don’t be afraid to fertilize and once you do HOLD ON REAL TIGHT!! I promise you’ll love it!! (I have been told I make an amazing hostess). We’re praying for you and we hope that your journey is safe! We hope you’re the one that will make all of our dreams come true!
3 days ago